A screen capture of my adventures in Anchorhead.

I Am Bad at Interactive Fiction.

February 2, 2012 - Shenanigans

Here’s the thing about interactive fiction. I approve of it in theory. A genre with no graphics and huge freedom of interaction seems like the perfect platform for narrative experiments. I love Stephen Lavelle’s work with IF engines, like Blendings and Atopoesis, and I’ve heard great things about Blue Lacuna. But, to my shame, I’ve never been able to play an IF game for more than fifteen minutes without starting to bang my head against things.

The most recent victim of my inability to deal with IF is Michael Gentry’s Anchorhead, a Lovecraft-y mystery kind of thing that got a positive mention at Indie Games Blog. I really did try to give Anchorhead a fair shake, but… things went badly pretty quick. Instead of a review or anything intelligent, I’m just going to present a little diary of my adventures in Anchorhead. I suppose this will be something to point to if I ever need to explain why I don’t really talk about IF games.  Lots of big images and also swears after the jump. I’m not going to give a spoiler warning, though, because I did not advance in the game even a little bit.

Screenshot from Anchorhead

At this point the game and I were still pretty much on the same page. High five.

Screenshot from Anchorhead

This disgusting flask of floor whiskey became my favorite inventory item, even though you’re only allowed to drink out of it once and even then it takes a bunch of rigmarole to get it out of your pocket and open.

Screenshot from Anchorhead

Not shown: half an hour of trying to find the magic keyword that will get this guy to advance the story.

Screenshot from Anchorhead

Things were starting to go downhill.

Screenshot from Anchorhead

There was a lot of wandering around and general atmosphere. Unfortunately, I kept ruining it.

Screenshot from Anchorhead

The rigmarole started getting to me. As did my inability to make any changes in the environment.

Screenshot from Anchorhead

In retrospect, this was my breaking point. But look, atmosphere!

Screenshot from Anchorhead

This tentacle monster was the first thing in the game to respond to one of my actions the way I wanted or expected it to. As a result, I was flooded with positive feelings towards it. There’s probably a lesson here about interaction design.

Screenshot from Anchorhead

My symbolic gesture did not sink in with the other entities in the game, however. Things were getting tense.

Screenshot from Anchorhead

My goals were subtly shifting away from trying to advance the story.

Screenshot from Anchorhead

“Yuaagh,” Michael explains. Meanwhile the engine continually fusses when I skip the word “the.” By this point the relationship between me and the game is entirely hostile.

Screenshot from Anchorhead

Cut to the inevitable ending, where I throw my entire inventory in the ocean and realize the game is probably unplayable now. I need to do some thinking about my attitude towards interactive fiction. And maybe my attitude towards whiskey.

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